
This has been a very busy/strange/wonderful weekend. Full of family stuff both on Joey's end and mine. On my end... BIG NEWS!!!!! Whew, take a breath, find a chair, get a glass of something strong.... And GO--- BOTH OF MY SISTERS ARE PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, that is right... two of the Blackman girls are testing out their bun in the oven skills. Being the only un-pregnant Blackman girl, I feel left out. Really... Okay so I am joking. I am more than fine with giving my sisters the ENTIRE spotlight on this one. :) I might get a pillow and shove it under my shirt for pictures during the holidays so there is some symmetry but other than that I'm good. WOW! What a shocker.. and they both told me within an hour of one another. In a way, that is almost mean. Bad sisters... You are supposed to give me at least 24 hours to recover my emotions before the other one hits. Right now I am trying to pry my jaw off the floor. :) This is real right??? My family reunions suddenly just got a lot bigger. Go Sisters! So here is the back story:
This will be Mrs. Cora Shubert's third child. She is the one who is responsible for bringing my two handsome little nephews into the world. You know, the ones that I talk about all of the time and post their pretty little faces all over this blog. :) I kinda hope this one is a girl just to rattle her testosterone cage. Plus she would have no idea what to do with a girl. Humorous, no? I am sure it will go as smoothly as all of her other pregnancies have. She is a natural at this. If and when I ever have kids I hope I am half as good at it as she is.

Mrs. Nikkichelle Melin and Mr. Jeff Melin will be having their first and long awaited for bundle of joy. I have to admit I got pretty emotional when she told me the news. Lol, she was dropping hints so I asked if it had anything to do with a type of spaghetti sauce. (Yeah, I know you don't get it.) She and Jeff didn't either. So I'll explain. When Cora was about to have her first Nikki kept calling her Prego short for pregnant.. which makes me think of Preggo.. as in the spaghetti sauce... Still no takers?? I thought it was funny. Anyways, I laughed, I cried and I OMG-ed like a valley girl from the 80's more times then I can count. Then I told Nikki I had exciting news too... I have bangs now. :) Really not comparable but I was kind of babbling at that point. Thankfully she did not point out that it was a completely retarded thing to say in response to her giving life to another human being. My sister is very thoughtful like that. She finally shut me up by telling me she loved me too. Sometimes sisters just understand these things. The babbling stopped, the crying re-started: "I'm...(SOB)...so...(SOB)...happy....(SOB)...for... (Sob, Snort)...you both!!! (Hiccup)." Not really being a crier this was kind of surprising for me. Who knew that Nikki having kids would be one of my tear duct buttons?
Lol, later that night I called my mom. "Hey, mom, guess what? I'm pregnant!!!!" (I thought I might as well see if I could get my April Fools out of the way early.) I was expecting to hear the sound of a body hitting the floor as my mom passed out at the thought of all three of us having kids at the same time but she knows me too well. She just laughed and I could almost hear her rolling her eyes over the phone. Darn, next time I'll get her. Here's an idea... If I get a dog, I can put it under my shirt for holiday pictures.. "Can you feel him kicking and squirming? This one is a soccer player for sure!" Okay, okay.. all of my bad humor aside, I am thrilled for my sisters. My time will come some day I'm sure and then they can get me back but in the mean time, I get to be the person who gives their kids lots of candy and loud toys and then hand them back to dear old mom and dad. Being Tia is a pretty sweet gig. I love you my beautiful sisters and the little peanuts in your bellies! :)
Right now I am going to head off to bed with my book and Sampson the bear. Wow, life comes at you so fast some days. Just blink and everything is different. Wow... This has been a hell of a day! :) My face hurts from smiling and I think I might need to take a hit or two of my dad's O2. WOW! Can I get an Amen???