Thursday, May 1, 2008

Girls baffle me


It is the first of May and I am staring outside my window, at...snow. Why is there snow? It is May... May means flowers and flip-flops right? And to top it off since yesterday was so hot, I left my window down in my car... and now the seat has half an inch of white fluffy crap on it. I know, I know I live in Colorado so I should get used to it. But I don't wanna... I'm protesting and wearing flip-flops anyways today so there!

So here is a social phenomenon that I just to not understand. Why is it that the nice guy always seems to get walked on and then left in the dirt? I like nice guys, I'm dating one...the reason I am lucky is because he is a NICE guy..that means he will be NICE to me. Why-oh-why is it that girls constantly seem to screw over the people who would actually be good to them and then continue on to complain about how horrible their boyfriend treats them and how he doesn't care yadda, yadda.... it defies logic. I have a great roommate, this is the whirlwind, he a wonderful guy. Very nice, good looking, smart, funny, athletic....so why is it that he just got screwed over by some dumb chick when he was probably one of the best things to ever happen to her? Oh wait, key word there... DUMB chick.. yes..you are dumb. Nice guys are a good thing, there are not enough of them in the world and when you are lucky enough to find one you should not treat them like crap, if anything you should be just as wonderful to them as they will be to you. Then you will be happy and the rest of us will finally get to stop listening to you complain. Ugh... Grrrr... I have ugh-grrr at this girl. She pisses me off. Why can't people just freak'n think once in awhile, does it hurt their tiny little brains too much??? Okay, I might be a tad protective in this situation because it is my roommate and I care about him but this is not the first time that this has crossed my table. I just flat out don't get it. The nice guys should be the ones with all the girls. Ugh...Grrrr again....There have been a fair amount of social psych studies that say the reason nice guys finish last is because women want a man who is aggressive and promiscuous due to primal instincts. I say that is a load of honkey. Nice guys can be just as aggressive, ask the wall Tim hit last night, and promiscuity is a BAD THING.. that means they're more likely to cheat on you sweetheart. With the current standing of our culture you don't really need the guy who will beat down the neighbor and then mate with his wife to promote the success of his gene pool, you need the guy who will give you a hug when your boss says something mean and who will not disown your kids when they crash the SUV into a light pole. Alright, I'm off my soap box. My flip-flops and I have snow to stick it to and places to go. If anyone comes up with a brilliant solution to the nice guy/girls are dumb situation let me know.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, I got nothing :( Good blog though

Joey said...

It's important to remember that there's no one as good as you out there, my love. Some women will just never get it.