"I can deal with Decepticons. Elita One knows no fear."

I can tell that spring is here when I am able to make jokes about the material I am learning in lecture. Today's joke involved nuclear chemistry so it won't be funny to any of you, but I was laughing so hard I could hardly tell Jessi what I came up with. So basically all a radio active element is is an element with an unstable nuclei, and one of ways this happens it through Positron Emissions. Me, being dorky as always and sitting with my equally dorky friend, came up with a theory behind Positron Emissions... (all of this must be read in Optimus Prime's voice, dramatic music included...da da da!!!!!!!!)

"Positron Emissions, was the mentally retarded younger brother of Megatron. Lost at birth, and dropped on his head on multiple occasions, Positron Emission was a loose cannon, recklessly causing mayhem wherever he went. He was eventually coerced into joining the Autobots in their epic battle against the evil Decepticons. Positron was a fierce warrior until one day Starscream accidentaly let it slip that Positron was Megatron's long lost brother. At which point Positron when crazy, and killed Starscream but then he turned around and began fighting the Autobots he used to call friends!!! They fought to a stand still and after a wicked battle of wills Optimus managed to subdue Positron and convince him to leave earth. However secretly Positron snuck off to find his brother because he had never known his family!!! (dramatic music) Megatron welcomed him with open arms and then proceeded to use the insider information to launch a new battle again the weakened Autobots!..... TO BE CONTINUED"

There was more, but I don't want to bore you. You have to admit though, Positron Emissions??? Great transformer name. Normally I would have tried to fit this into a postive outcome for the Autobots since that is where my loyalties reside however...it's not exactly a positive and wholesome chemistry concept now is it??? Therefore the Decepticons it is!!!! Mauh ha ha!!!

I realize that my entire blog makes me come off as a rather immature individual, this is not the case..(says the girl eating lego shaped fruit snacks). I prefer to think of myself as creative and well rounded. :) I have to balance out my serious, determined side with an equally impressive goofy and fun side. This keeps me from being lopsided. If I were lopsided I might fall over. No one wants that.....