A vast me matie... the great blue sea of interwebs....

I decided that as the last person on the face of the earth to not have a blog I should suck it up and see what all the fuss is about. Basically this means that I have come to the conclusion that stalkers do not have enough access to my personal life via facebook etc so here is yet another clue into how to find me so they can cut me up and put me in the trunk of their car. For those of you that don't know me, I am 6'4" and weight 250 lbs. I can bench press a small car and I eat children for breakfast... be afraid. I will break you in half.. Grrrr.. fierce sara! :) Those of you that do know me will either find that funny or stupid. Depending on how well you know me will determine which way you take. (I'd like to think I'm funny, but the silence tells me I'm wrong, sadness). So what exactly does one write on this blog mobile? Ahh... great thoughts and wisdom! Got it! Wait.. no... I'm 23, there is no wisdom yet, and thinking makes my brain say "Ow". Now what skills I do have? Since I know you don't want to grow old waiting for that whole intelligent thought thing to kick in. Wait, here is a list of things I have mastered: walking...talking...tying my shoes and touching my toes. All of the basics are covered. I think I'm ready for the wisdom god to come beat me with the wand of all knowingness... any minute now... waiting... still waiting.... this is going to take some time I think, feel free to let your mind wander....